summer!

CI: *holds out an index card* 1/8 to di ba? eh pag 1/4 gano kalaki?

class: mas malaki po dyan.

CI: malamang.

class: hahaha.

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aira: nanonood ka ba noon ng "fullhouse"?
liane: oo. ang ganda nun no. eh pag mexicans, gusto mo?

aira: oo. ung "rosalinda", ganun.

jihad: pag mexican naman kasi, kelangan sabihin ung buong pangalan. "luis fernando!"

kami: hahahaha.

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CI: so, pwede nio namang gawin yang drug study nio sa library. ilang drug handbook pala ang nandun?

class: dalawa lang po ata.

CI: baka pagpunta nio dun magkanda punit punit ung drug handbooks.

class: hahahaha.

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*katatapos magbasketball*

jihad: hala, may sugat pala ako. ikaw sean?

sean: oo may sugat din ako.

jihad: grabe, battlefield pala dun ah.

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*si jovs nagpa-henna tattoo*

CI: ano yang tattoo mo? bakit, preso ka ba?

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CI: saan na kayo nagduty?

BJ: sa OB ward, gyne, ortho..

CI: ay, dun pala kayo sa mga pinaka-kritikal no.

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CI: dapat confident kayo sa pagrerecite. para pag case pres nio na, magaling kyong sumagot. siguro sa simula, merong nginignginig, himahimatay..

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*quiz*

CI: number 5 palang tayo. pero until number 50 yan.

class: whoa.

CI: mapagpaniwala talaga kayo.

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CI: magseat work naman kayo. para makapagpahinga naman ang vocal cords ko. pag pinagdugtongdugtong mo lahat ng sinabi ko baka nakarating na sa tarlac.

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CI: dapat alam mo kung kumain ung pasyente mo. pagkunwari, Biogesic yan, kahit sabi ni john lloyd na okay yan sa tiyan na walang laman, hindi pa rin pwede.

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*attendance checking*

CI: *mabilis* mr. bangcolen, mr. buen, mr. bayang.. absent lahat yun, bakit walang sumagot?

sila: sir! sir! sir!

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CI: abuse na pag parang hindi kumpleto ang araw pag hindi uminom ng gamot na un. parang pagligo at pagkain na laging ginagawa ung pag-inom ng gamot na un. pero pag hindi naman talaga kayo kumakain at naliligo, iba na un.

class: hahahaha.

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CI: sinong mga naninigarilyo dito?

class: *blink blink*

CI: sinong mga sunog baga dito?

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CI: sino dito ang nagda-drive?

class: *blink blink*

CI: nagda-drive? i suppose car, hindi kariton, hindi tangke. o baka eroplano pa.

class: *blink blink*

CI: okay. kasi may mga driver kayo no?

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CI: alcohol stays in the body for less than a day, depende pa rin yan sa dami. pero pag isang galon yan ewan ko na lang.

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CI: inhalants. like paint thinner. gustong gusto yan ni miss john kasi malapit sia sa pader.

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*quiz*

CI: what do you call the drugs that can be bought from the drugstore even without prescription? hindi sia libre ha.

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CI: kelangan ko ng marker. kunin mo nga sa table ko.

froilan: saan po ang table nio dun?

CI: basta tignan mo ung pinakamaganda, pinakamaayos at pinakamalinis na table..

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CI: narinig nio na ba ung steven-johnson syndrome? familiar ba? narinig nio na?

class: *blink blink*

CI: oo kasi sinabi ko.

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girl: sir paano pag mali ung sagot pero tama ung solution?

CI: pano nangyari un? patingin nga.

girl: sige na po sir. kahit two points lang para sa effort.

CI: eh pano yan, sa board exams wala nang effort effort dun, kahit mamatay ka man sa kaka-effort, wala pa rin.

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CI: meron tayong tinatawag na pallor, callor tsaka dollor. ano ang dollor?

girl: pain.

CI: oo tama. kaya pag dolores ang pangalan mo, pasakit ka lang.

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fred: pahingi naman nian. *oil blotting sheets* para saan ba to?

liane: para maabsorb ang oil.

fred: *puts on face* wala naman.

vielle: baligtad.

fred: hala.

vielle: naniwala ka naman. hahaha.

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*kumakain ng halo halo*

fred: wala to sa halo halo sa mankayan. may macaroni pa.

karen: magtaka ka kung ung pasta, ng spaghetti.

vielle: tas pansit no.

fred: tas siomai. haha.

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karen: nung natulog ako kina joey, suot ko pa tong contact lens ko. buti walang nangyari sa mata ko.

vielle; baka hindi ka umabot sa REM sleep.

karen: oo ata.

fred: REM sleep? di ba un ung mabagal na paggalaw ng mata.

vielle: anong mabagal? kaya nga rapid eh. rapid eye movement. as in mabilis!

fred: sorry naman po. un kasi ung naaalala kong itinuro sa amin eh.

vielle: hay naku. sinisira mo lang ang stock knowledge ko.

fred: okay fine.

karen: parang sinabi ko lang na natulog ako nang naka-contact lens a, umabot na kayo sa ganyang usapan.

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CI: pag bababa kayo sa lowlands.. siyempre hindi ka naman aakyat sa lowlands..

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jihad: ganun talaga ang mga lalake. naturally lazy.

sean: enjoy life. its gonna end anyway. hahahahaah.

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*12:00 noon*

sean: silipin mo tong sugat ko. nagbulge pa o.

liane: eww.

sean: tas kakain tayo no. hahahahahah.

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liane: parang asteeg maging pathologist no. ung nagpe-perform ng autopsy.

sean: oo, pero mahal.

liane: aviation pag nag-pilot di ba? mahal din un?

sean: oo a.

jihad: ako, pinangarap ko kasing maging tindero ng taho eh.

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jihad: inoperahan ako noon eh.

sean: ay o? saan?

jihad: sa utak. binuksan ung utak ko, tas sabi ng mga doktor, "matalino tong batang to a. palitan nga natin ang utak nia."

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jihad: u're in pain.

sean: no. just reviewing. same as being in pain.

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*tinanggal ang bonet*

jihad: nakakahiya naman sa inyo. kumakain tayo tas naka-bonet ako.

jovs: hindi. kami nga ung nahihiya eh. kumakain nang hindi naka-bonet.

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jihad: sira yang mouse ko.

sean: bakit?

jihad: nahigaan ko kagabi eh.

sean: hindi mo ba naramdaman?

jihad: pag tulog kasi ako, no feelings.

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jihad: alam nio ba kung ano ang 123?

terrence: oo. ung hindi na magbabayad sa jip di ba?

jihad: eh ung 123 456?

karla: ano naman un?

jihad: ung hindi ka na nga nagbayad, sasabihin mo pang, "manong, ung barya ng P20?"

kami: hahahahahahha.

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*kanteen*

manang: ikaw ung nagyupi nitong kutsara no?

fred: hala, hindi po ako.

manang: ikaw. kayo ung nakaupo dito kanina eh.

fred: pramis po. its not me. its not my family.

joey: in my head. in my head.

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*nabali ung chalk habang nagsusulat*

aira: ay!

CI: okay lang. hindi nakamamatay.

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